Train a polar bear to help me build a solar shield and I'm happy to help wipe out the redditors. But you can't, so forget the polar bears and start building a solar shield with your army of robots. Oh, the armies of robots aren't yours? So I'm working on training the redditors to help build a solar shield and you're not offering a better option for survival.

Solar shield? Like, with stratospheric sulphate aerosols? Doesn't that run afoul of the "Meatloaf Principle" for the Left, and the "Playing God" approbium on the Right? Reversing anthropogenic forcing at the price of three extra cloudy days a year sounds good to me, though, I must admit. With bonus fuel lubricity from the sulphur leading to longer jet engine life. We'd need to nuke Davos first to avoid needing to beg for permission. Davos, and the screechy BANANA harridans of Reddit.