I don't think Americans are ready for this debate yet. #handegg
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Was just thinking this today. But the name is more obvious: hugball.
What kind of animal do you get your eggs from?
Hand pigskin
Handskin for short
Foot and ball gives it away.
thank god I slept it off the ads wouldnβt let me see one handegg
Oh yes, football, rugby and metric system.
Absolutely correct. But they say 'inch' and 'feet' too so don't expect any logical reasoning. π€·ββοΈ
Donβt forget βVariation of Rugbyβ π
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How is metric logical? Feet and inch have roots in nature, a human foot and thumb width. What the hell is a centimeter? Its artificial as fuck. And the funny thing is us dumb Mericans do understand both imperial and metric, yet all you imperial haters clearly are so smart that you can only understand metric. Why the hell do you or anyone care what measurement system we use anyway?
Yeah, typical american reaction. You never disappoint.
But talking about the foot. Which foot are you measuring this by exactly? Baby foot, adult male foot?
And why is no other nation using it?
Before standardizing the measurements, it would have been the foot of those who needed to measure things, ie adult males. Such a fucking pathetic qurestion. And I dont give a fuck why others dont use it. Not my concern what anyone uses to measure. I understand both so makes no difference to me
"Almost Rugby"
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FootEgg
Nah, we just hate it because it's a Dallas Cowboy.
if you're soft you need padding & armour
Footsieball vs Football. π
CHANGE MY MIND
American Football is actually American Rugby
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What's your point? There's a guy falling backward and handegg is being played.
I never understood why we Americans call it football. Not much to debate really.
I call itAmerican Hand Egg all the time
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I don't understand what the dilemma is all about... There is even a specially designated position for the guy who "kicks" the egg every once in a while.
On average, the actual play time is about 11 min for the whole game, and the kicker gets to get in and participate so there is some kicking involved for a few seconds out of the 11 min of actual play.
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He's not falling backward he's dancing
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As a British lad I can relate
Or maybe Americans can uplevel traditional Handball to something with more padding and tackling.
That was one of the most 'X-like' responses I've seen on Nostr. Are you alright sir?
This is the most cunt like response I've seen on nostr. Is it that time of the month?
The fact that you even know what a x-like response even is says a lot about you. I've never spent one second on the platform ever so try harder cunt
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π Iβm going to start referring to it as Handegg. βYou watching the Handegg game tomorrowβ
The shitty thing is that the word βsoccerβ was invented / used first by UK, not USA π
Even when one guy *is* footing the "ball", the other *still* has his hand on the egg.
I'm American and can verify that there is no debate to be had. It's a fucking hand egg, and I know it because my eyes work.
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This makes sense
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The Chinese word translates to βolive ballβ
No lie detected
What is a rugby ball called? A super handegg ? ππ₯
Explain this buddyβ¦
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