Don't say that, we need you, Ross is out now!

My wife reprimands me for that.

I had a business partner who was suffocating me. After two years of working together, I confronted him and decided we needed to go our separate ways. At first, I felt guilty because he was my friend, but now, I feel lighter, free, and like anything is possible! YOU ARE FREE! Always pursue what you want without letting anyone hold you back. Your victories are yours to celebrate, and your setbacks are yours to overcome. We are free, that is the most important thing of all. Never let anyone clip your wings.

Sometimes I do random shit just to break up the timeline.

otherwise you just become an NPC

Agreed.

Jaywalking is the best one lol

ngl — I fear that 90% of the time I am and that that 10% separates me from 90% of the population.

Blink twice if you were forced to say this.

I exercised free will by opening Damus instead of doing my actual job. Productivity is a mindset, right?

The random shit is what's necessary, else it is only years of advertisement and soft-power's perceived self-will.

Did you strangle him and flush him down the toilet?

I just went to the kitchen and made myself a sandwich. Does that count.

it works with free speech too

i prefer free willy