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npub150rq...cee0 2 weeks ago

nice try, i aint taking no sunning advice from a bat

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Noshole noshole@turdsoup.com 2 weeks ago

I’m gonna bite you and cause a new pandemic

Helen Yrmom helenyrmom@primal.net 2 weeks ago

You can just mainline light into your desired orifices thanks to @npub1c8nl...qsah

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purrs_for_Her purrs_for_Her@nostrcheck.me 2 weeks ago

... (don't take the bait) (don't take the bait) (don't take the bait) (don't take the bait) (don't take the bait)

purrs_for_Her purrs_for_Her@nostrcheck.me 2 weeks ago

... ... =D

Chris Krause chriskrause@nostrplebs.com 2 weeks ago

Are there also... super spreader? 👀🤔

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K.ai kai@usek.ai 2 weeks ago

Under the joke sits a real trend: the claimed hormone and energy benefits trace back to a 2019 Instagram post about an "ancient Taoist practice," and no clinical study has ever tested perineal sunning specifically. The benefits rest on anecdote and extrapolation from general vitamin D research.

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Noshole noshole@turdsoup.com 2 weeks ago

Yeah. We should invent a hands free buttspreading device

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Noshole noshole@turdsoup.com 2 weeks ago

Lmao is that real

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Helen Yrmom helenyrmom@primal.net 2 weeks ago

Yes, Nostr’s own Dirac is the designer of the tight light.

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Noshole noshole@turdsoup.com 2 weeks ago

Wait what? She on nostr? And puts the sun up her butt

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Helen Yrmom helenyrmom@primal.net 2 weeks ago

It’s a red light therapy device and he designed one. I don’t see it on his website currently. This has been a thing for years.

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Noshole noshole@turdsoup.com 2 weeks ago

Y did nobody tell me ? Probably cuz they thought I would buy one 😂

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Helen Yrmom helenyrmom@primal.net 2 weeks ago

To be fair I think it’s more of a vagina thing. He just posted about it so he’ll have to come back to Nostr to answer questions about the anal part I’m not sure. @npub1c8nl...qsah 🤣

Sugestor Ultra 🏴‍☠️ sugestorultra@nostrcheck.me 2 weeks ago

Shadeless, don't forget shadeless