Ready to experience zaps like never before? Introducing the Zapper 5000:
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Look at #[1] 😂😂😂
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I'm ded 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 lol
I loved it.. and the end even more ahahahha the kid laugh! 😂😂😂😂
Mrs Will: Stop being such a wuss, Will. It's like touching a candle.
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😂 Sure, 18+
You can entertain us too.. 🤌🏼
I’m intrigued, but can I use this in the pool?
Noice
Haha what the hell 😂 #[0]
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⚡️ is 'DOPE'…
#KeepZapping !
#Zapper5000
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That fontttt!!! My eyes are bleeding 🩸
Balls next!!!!
Thinking about getting this for my wife - who’s nursing our 10 day old child - for our 10 year anniversary which is coming up later this month
Yay or nay?
10 easy payments of 100K zaps lol HOT DAMN!
Make it vibrate and you have a product.
🤣🤣 well done chaps 🤣🤣 funny
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#[22] A collection of Japanese Nostr micro apps. 🎌📱
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#[24] The Zapper 5000, brought to you by the team at Damus. 🤪😆
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Blistering nips
Hilarious 🤣 🧵
Stupid sexy #[0]
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Do I get a BOGO deal since I’m the 5000th like?
I do have two NIPS after all
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will 太牛了，这是个疯狂的想法 ，真正的电击 zap⚡️🤣
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Zap nips = zips
Zap experience is great😊
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これや！！
こ、これデス……
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😂💯👏💜
Something my son would do…
I thought April 1st was a good one 😂#[2] but apparently today I missed a lot! So excited to meet ya’ll!
Reposting the link with ‘spaces’ apparently #[3]
And now I’m dead
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Right?! Lol 😂.
Great Valentine’s gift!
lmao when someone asks me who the damus dev is this is the video i’ll be showing them🤣 #StraightToTheNIPs
If I act now can I get not one but TWO Zapper 5000’s FREE that’s right FREE! Just pay 1 btc shipping and handling
Exactly! It’s a deal! #[4] is also available for any technical issues 😂
Followed because tech support and also cute af tbh
He really is! Can’t wait for him to get more follows. 💜
Scrolled feed. Has bf. Following anyway, but as a friend. 😅😝
Zapped because ZAPPER 5000!
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Test #[0]
Hahaha. Maybe I should post an update then. I’m single again! 😋
Nice
What. Hhh
So like, can we order it?, for education ofc
ラズちく再訪
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Nostr informercials #[2]
Zap me please? Lol
Would love to have the zaps I get from people I don’t follow yet show up in the zap notification. Right now only people I follow show up
ohh 😍🥰
Lfg
Zapper
Good one!
Thanks for building this for us to enjoy!
ラズ……ちく……
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Do follow me
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It's a strange request, but can I use this April Fool's joke video as merchandise?
I haven't decided on the details yet, but I'd like to make a key chain using the images and illustrations from this video.
When the goods are ready, we plan to sell them.I'm sorry for suddenly discussing this with you. Japanese users are talking about this video, so I'm talking about wanting to make it into goods with my friends.
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What in the world is this?
Lol sure
really! ?thank you.
The Japanese never cease to surprise me 🤣 Looking forward to the, key chain!
If I come up with something good, I will share it!
Big, if true
いよいよ、奥さんにもリポストされたので、公認かな❗️😅
公認グッズｗｗ
らず……ちく……
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How did I miss this?
Hahah😂
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nice nipple.
I can’t post rn
hi
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【新規さん向けミーム説明】
「ラズちく」
Damus開発者のWillがエイプリルフールに投稿した「Zappr5000体験動画」なる謎のコンテンツにより発生したミーム。
「ラズ(ベリーパイを使って)ちく(びに電流を流す)」という意味で、「ラズちくニキ」はWillのことを指す。
なお隣に立っている男性は「隣ニキ」と呼ばれている。
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公式がZapper 5000って言ってるのでZapperでいいかと
それとは別にzapprって名前のsatsを配るbotもいるけど別の話題
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Lol
This starts off looking very bad…
元ネタも上げておかなきゃね
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i’m switching to primal. they don’t make me look at their electric man nipples.
The comic sans really makes it👌
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Zap that Nip!
Lol how’d I miss this 🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious....
Brutal! But effective! (copyright by Seven of Nine)
Am I the only one seeing SBF?
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新規さんにも見てもらおうね。
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伝説の動画……
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😂😂😂
Could have done it without showing your nipples. 😆
Qu'est ce que vous n'imagineriez pas pour le Zap depuis le coup de Apple vous n'arrêtez point d'user de toute forme ingéniosité pour déjouer les pièges de la grosse pomme.. En fait ce nouvil outil est super ressemble beaucoup aux appareils qu'on utilise lorsque nous faisons du sport pour ne pas s'encombrer des téléphones ou autres outils e-sante.. 😂😂🙏⚡
Trop drôle vous devriez envoyer une vidéo à ce cher Tim qui n'en a t'rien à voir avec Sir Berners-Lee 😂😂👍👌
😂😂 Ingéniosité +++
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Pour une fois que ce sont les mecs qui s'y mettent faut pas s'en priver '' 'D' ailleurs sur 2024 cela devrait être le tour des autres genres de prendre le relais. Nostr 23 nana 2024 Mec et 2025 genre neutre 🙏😂
Je n'arrive guère à configurer mon tel pour zapper certainement je dois faire un blocage d'ordre cognitif sinon je vous aurais zapper sans problème... Priorité pour la fin de l'année pour être enfin d'équerre en 2024 🙏 désolée
En tous les cas certaines notes ont un effet benefique sur mes muscles croisés et droits mais je me demande même si nous ne devons pas fous à rigoler tout seul devant nos téléphones... Bons moments conviviaux avec ceux que vous appréciez le plus au Monde ou en étant actif dans le secteur de la solidarité . En 2023 nous avons encore du Monde qui peine à se nourrir 1 fois par jour avec tant de femmes dans la rue... Une femme sans logis est signe d'une société est en souffrance.
Pensez aux nuits de la solidarité même des soupes butternut pommes de terres et légumes voire de haricots faites maisons sont appréciées par les sans logis surtout en période hivernale idem qu'en cas de canicule
🤔 hope that child already understands Ohm’s Law and at least its heartbeat implications.
I didn’t at that age, and being zapped with 220V while playing with electricity without my parents’ knowledge could have ended in tragedy…
Ce n'est pas grave. Les zaps sont fous maintenant
Happy 1-year anniversary of this iconic video 🎊🙌😁😁
Zapper 5000 TBT ⚡
サムネが出ない？
I am indebted to this video for helping me make friends in Japanese Nostr 😅🙏
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Nipple zapping 🙈🙈🙈🙈
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