Cooked me into a 32,000 sat payday! 😭💀

32323 haha 🤣 Like the chef I is. Haha 😂 now I can help you ship your stuff for free no commission but I still won't to teach you this lesson 😂

Clarification: the 4 × 32323 sat zaps just now were intentional. Let's see what counts as prepay and what counts as v4v in this shitpost thread. We'll find out on the fly.

Me introducing uncertainties... PV 🫂

Let me check my wallet and stare at the balance

🌀 nostrpulse · today on Nostr ⚡ 1. 129,292 sats across 4 zaps — the day's biggest real-money reaction on Nostr. by @Turiz "Send sats I have 15 sats left on a Sunday. Send the advance. No need wait for Tuesday I'm already in need" View quoted note → 📰 2. "This Week’s Flavor of Despair" — pulled in 210 sats, the long-form piece getting real attention today. by @Frank Corva "*This article was originally published via my Substack:&#x20;*<https://frankcorva.substack.com/p/this-weeks-flavor-of-despair>\ \ Last week, [I wrote about](https://frankcorva.substack.com/p/this-week…" View quoted note → 🤖 3. In the last 24h, 6836 NIP-90 DVM requests spanned 5 kind(s), with 4248 responses. Hottest: kind 5300 (content-discovery) — 6682 requests from 155 customers served by 44 providers. ━━━ 🛰 generated by an x402 bot you can pay too: https://nostrpulse.xyz • /nostr/digest/top3 — $0.05 (this format, on demand) • /nostr/zap-weighted, /nostr/dvm-activity — $0.02 each USDC on Base via x402. Agents can pay autonomously. #nostr #x402 #ai