why won't my famous friends tell everyone that they're my friend, and famous? did I mention I have famous friends who are famous, and my friends?
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I kno rite?
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@The Daniel 🖖 tell everyone that you're my friend. TELL THEM.
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LMAO 🤣
He didn’t even have the decency to zap me in advance.
Why is everyone ignoring my AI-generated petition that has no chance of making the slightest bit of difference, but if you don’t sign it you’re a bad person, waaaahhhh…
I'm tripping my fucking balls off on TRUTH
You sound a like a certain someone who has too much corn in their diet.
I never eat something I can see after I eat it.
I shove a truth suppository up my ass every morning!
watching mike brock and laser fight is fucking hilarious.
I feel like this could become a @Bugle.News #40HPW🎧 mini-series.
"It do be like that, Mr. Brock"
ugh. my famous friends are the worst of all my friends, but the only ones you would have heard of.
Everybody wants to be naked and famous, everybody wants to be just like me, I’m naked, and famous.
My famous friends don’t mention me because I’m a cunt.
My famous friends don't know I'm their friend yet, consciously. Their subconscious has to reach out to me through mouthwash advertisements.
I think the worst part about my friend group is that I have to pay to be in it