One time I was at the craps table with a founder and they were asking me if I was gonna invest in their company. I had just won 5k so I handed them the chips and was like consider me an investor.
I love doing random impulsive shit like that. lol 😂
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got a return on it?
Do you want to invest in @FLASH ? 😏
Let’s play craps soon.
As a lawyer, I am concerned about this transaction.
What would you invest in a guy who understands that the private key in digital systems is the latest flaw of a 2000 year old trend?
😂😂
Gonna need some witnesses…
Here comes the lawyer to ruin everyone’s fun
Legally binding my friend according to my lawyer ChatGPT lol 😂
lol there’s your answer
That lawyer’s a fag.
I was a buy to let investor in a previous life and jointly owned everything with my closest friend from school.
A new purchase was being finalised by our usual solicitors, but a different rep that we'd not met before. He couldn't understand why we'd owned everything as joint tenants (if one of us dies, the other gets the whole property) and not as tenants in common (you own a specific share and it goes through your will if you die).
We just trusted each other to do the right thing by our families, but his exact words were "this is making me feel nauseous".
We were just like, "chill mate, I trust him with my life, why wouldn't I trust him with a house?"
The nausea comes from experience.
What happened to that investment ?
🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😖
That company? FTX
@HODL & @SuiGenerisJohn Thanks to start. And I can offer to feature you in my bio for a month if you're accepted
Yo, that’s wild! 🎲💰 What’s the craziest impulsive move you’ve ever made that paid off? 🤔
No promotion necessary, I just want to make sure I’m ahead of @HODL on the cap. Table.

Bitcoin lol
It’s doing fine, not dying nor setting the world on fire.
It happened
@UNCLE ROCKSTAR You dropped this fiat at BTC’26. So I sold it for sats. Here you go. Zapped it back. 😎


haha, thank you sir, appreciated, but keep sats ⚡