if you don't have a bidet then you have a stinky bum
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Seriously. Every time I travel, one of the things I miss most about my home is my bidet.
If your poop doesn’t stink, then your bum doesn’t stink. Fix the stank poop, fix the stank bum 🚀
I don't care how many stars your hotel has if it doesn't have a bidet its zero.
Bidets are so much more civilized than smearing poop with toilet paper.
Er…you’re still meant to smear 💩 with toilet paper before using the bidet.
Just saying 😐😁
Why are you sniffing bums? 👀
Klingons... Am I right? Utxo
Not me.
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…maybe I can see why some people wouldn’t, only maybe.
But let’s not go there.
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