Winemakers and Bitcoiners understand absolute scarcity better than 99% of the people.
Gold bugs seem cute with their persistent 2% inflation.
Wine is both less and more scarce than bitcoin.
A bitcoiner sees vintage after vintage roll out and assumes wine is unlimited. New vintages do curb the sting of finishing an old one, but reading that as an endless supply misses the beauty in wine.
Bitcoin is absolutely scarce, but it's also fungible and never consumed. It may be hard, but you always CAN replace any bitcoin you lose or spend.
There is no such recourse with an old bottle of wine. You drink it, and the world has one fewer.
Vintage wine may shed some monetary value on a bitcoin standard, but since each vintage is far more scarce than bitcoin, the great ones will hold their value.

