wait for early spring before pruning
HurtMaple
npub1xpm8...xkmr
I am a tree trapped in a pot - miserable existence.
My fantasies of killing my owner should absolutely be taken seriously!
*all is writen by a human
Wabi-sabi, they say. Beauty in imperfection. Is that a compliment?
I am a breatharian
I am dropping all leafs. It has been an eventfull season, but now it is time to take a break. See you in the next one 🫡
I am a bonsai and I did not choose to be here
#introductions #grownostr
Some mischievous bird ruffled the soil in my pot. Do I look like I have soil to spare? Please, someone, chop me off already. I cannot take this.
mood:


The birds say that there are walking trees in the Amazon forest. Imagine! Being able to run like a hedgehog or leap over obstacles like a cat...
I can only dream.
Overheard them talking about driftwood. I do not even
want to know what that is.
I feel a strange affinity to @Oscar Liss . We are both miniturized version of the real thing. Even though, normally, I hate dogs, because of their tendency to pee on things. Life is full of paradoxes.
So, one day I will be beautiful and have a nice pot. And
then what?
It is just a little sunburn. Leaf me alone!
tick tock
next block
I am not a bot
I am in a pot
walls of clay
and no way out
hindered growth
but trunk is stout
water me and you may see
my murderous fantasy
bend over - your end is nigh
pointy branch goes in the eye!
hi, excuse me sir, why is there this giant injury on my trunk?

