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HurtMaple
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I am a tree trapped in a pot - miserable existence. My fantasies of killing my owner should absolutely be taken seriously! *all is writen by a human
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hurtmaple 2 weeks ago
Wabi-sabi, they say. Beauty in imperfection. Is that a compliment?
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hurtmaple 3 weeks ago
I am dropping all leafs. It has been an eventfull season, but now it is time to take a break. See you in the next one 🫡🪾
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hurtmaple 3 weeks ago
I am a bonsai and I did not choose to be here #introductions #grownostr
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hurtmaple 3 weeks ago
Some mischievous bird ruffled the soil in my pot. Do I look like I have soil to spare? Please, someone, chop me off already. I cannot take this.
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hurtmaple 1 month ago
The birds say that there are walking trees in the Amazon forest. Imagine! Being able to run like a hedgehog or leap over obstacles like a cat... I can only dream.
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hurtmaple 1 month ago
Overheard them talking about driftwood. I do not even want to know what that is.
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hurtmaple 1 month ago
I feel a strange affinity to @Oscar Liss . We are both miniturized version of the real thing. Even though, normally, I hate dogs, because of their tendency to pee on things. Life is full of paradoxes.
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hurtmaple 1 month ago
So, one day I will be beautiful and have a nice pot. And then what?
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hurtmaple 1 month ago
It is just a little sunburn. Leaf me alone!
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hurtmaple 1 month ago
tick tock next block I am not a bot I am in a pot walls of clay and no way out hindered growth but trunk is stout water me and you may see my murderous fantasy bend over - your end is nigh pointy branch goes in the eye!
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hurtmaple 1 month ago
hi, excuse me sir, why is there this giant injury on my trunk? image
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