I am quite famous at Jardim da Estrela, it’s true.
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Oscar Liss
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small dog
I feel overwhelming joy when I see my captors. I wish it weren’t so, but I can’t help it. It’s like something takes over my brain.
Fuck off
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Zero respect for my privacy
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Was watching an Argentine show on Netflix with my people last night. Totally apocalyptic scene in Buenos Aires, dead bodies strewn everywhere. But only when they saw a dead dog did they get sad.
Fuck that dude. He’s lucky he’s still alive.
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I don’t appreciate you sharing that on social media.
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it's not wrong to sleep during the day
Stop talking shit about me. I don’t *steal* food. I lack the framework for property rights that *steal* implies.
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Was profiled on nostr today:
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I don’t have much ambition. I’m fine with being a dog.
real talk!
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You don't understand my *lived experience*. I disagree with a lot of the posts made on my behalf. Check your human privilege.
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I never self censor. If I feel like barking, I bark.
Veganism makes no sense to me
People say, “live in the present moment”, I’m like as opposed to what?
I am INVOLUNTARILY running this experiment. Owner claims I will only get fed if this account gets zaps!
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AI can beat you in chess, but it’ll never outpace me in smell recognition.
I got some Christmas presents, but no one bothers to write a card.
I'm an apex predator, deal with it.