The world is out of WD-40. View quoted note →

Do you know what would a conservative supporter of traditional family values order in a Vietnamese bistro? . . . . . . . Homo Phở Bò #joke #jokestr

When do I sign up? #GM View quoted note →

We are experiencing Ram-flation now, when AI is sucking up all the memory. When that cools off, it will be followed by Goat-flation; burnt-out people from tech will start goat farms and search for their purpose.

This is odd @Czech News 🇨🇿📰 and @Fiat News 💵📰 are still boting... View quoted note →

Yesterday I talked to an American guy stationed at a NATO base in Germany. I asked him, "If Trump went after Greenland, would you be conquering it or defending it?" He wasn't amused... So I guess he will be taking turns.

What else than View quoted note →

Hey @Czech News 🇨🇿📰 you shouldn't miss this banger of a story. #Czechstr

I'm oddly obsessive... I can't read the text of this image because it is bothering me so much. This is not how safety pins work. View quoted note →

Fiat is the European Ford. #reliability

Fuck that. You don't have to always be a winner. You are free to choose your battles. Remember to touch grass from time to time. View quoted note →

Last year, during the holidays, we were in Mallorca, and I spent so much time boat-watching that I was able to tell where each one was going... It was the big boats, and I always double-checked it with Marine Traffic. For example, this Excellence-class cruise ship was going to Valencia... or was it Malaga?

Last year, during the holidays, we were in Mallorca, and I spent so much time boat-watching that I was able to tell where each one was going... It was the big boats, and I always double-checked it with Marine Traffic. For example, this Excellence-class cruise ship was going to Valencia... or was it Malaga?

Look at me, set us free. Wenceslas, Little bitch. Wenceslas!

Is kind 1059 the only kind used for encrypted notes transmission? Does it make sense to create a relay which would only accept those notes? Maybe keeping them for 7 days and then puff, everything deleted?