I'm a Merry Christmas Maximalist.

Stay frosty and stack sats.

If you're looking for a couple great books, read King of Dogs and then Crowbar by Andrew Edwards. @HODL - I believe you were the first guy to flag the mandibles and think you'd love these.

Rumor has it that this guy was an 8th grade math teacher with a passion for theater. His wife, who was an English teacher, cheated on him with the football coach - so he quit his job and started a band. A few months later his friend called him who was in charge of booking talent for letterman and got him on when someone backed out last minute. And the rest is history.

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“Everyone is born at the time that is best suited for his salvation.” - St. Ambrose of Optina

"Your artificial meritocracy of Excel spreadsheets is propped up by millions of Americans with guns protecting you from the natural meritocracy of extreme violence" 🔥 🔥

Resurfaced footage of me at a middle school dance, peak ska.

I thought we were boycotting banks this whole time guys.

Always love watching artists get into their flow state. Grimes is elite, actually.

"Nooo! #Bitcoin is below $100k again!!!! It's a bear market!!!!!" Me:

Been a fun weekend. Felt cute, might delete later.

"Honey! I sold the cat for sats!"

Have had the hiccups off and on for hours on end for the past day and half. Brutal.

A normie walks into a Bitcoiners home.

Vintage Black Keys

Bitcoiners watching the shitcoin casino nuke.

Tax Return: "At any time during 2024, did you: (a) receive (as a reward, award, or payment for property or services); or (b) sell, exchange, or otherwise dispose of a digital asset (or a financial interest in a digital asset)?" Me: