Mmmm.....You, Me, a Plastic Tarp, and a Big Bottle of Warm Mineral Oil.....Oh Yeah Baby, Let The Games Begin
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Computer, load up celery man please.
I just shit my pants. Now I'm gonna shit your pants.
american wecrap kicked me out for liking a tweet that said eat a fucking dick fagoot now elon demands the blood of a virgin child shart phone oener
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You will never be an America First populist
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>Musk called it “the best of the last of the human-driven cars.”
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View quoted note →its called ur dogs nose dumb ass
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View quoted note →quitting my grocery bagging job to prompt full time like
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based and bogpilled
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View quoted note →your sturggling with yuor mortgauge. WHAT IF WE LOSE THE HOUSE???
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Please do not play ALEX JONES clips around me. A single vowel sound from ALEX JONES could cause an sensory overload to the 10 power at this event. I begin to convulse and enter the fencing pose as ALEX JONES triggers my amidala. The vet bills are enormous. Please.
I think a future where any straight man could just choose to grow a banging set of tits would be great. just so anybody could play with a pair of tits. and then going out topless would be normalized and women would do it too. honestly, it's just a win win all around
good fuck those retards with a razor dick on
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fbi probably put the miners in there to fuck over cancer patients and arrest themselves
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I'm team pro Saturn and I'm loving the energy in the air atm. It's like fucking a goth chick in a cemetary and all the dark energy has me hella amped up while all the normalfags seem tense which is almost enticing like part of me wants to eat it but the thought bothers me. I took a huge dump that night. It clogged my toilet till the break of dawn.
I NEVER WANTED TO BE FORCED INTO CHUD NERDOM!!!!
God hates Australia, land of the sodomite damned. The fag infested land of Australia is burning.
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dolly parton was in bed with the jews
FUCK your freedoms
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I identify as a tradwife.


Stop shitting your pants. Life can still be good.