GM. Touch grass and wee and the sea.

Inverse bitcoin sayings. * Have Fun Getting Rich (HFGR) * To Earth! * HOLD * Relinquish your keys and your coins * Fiat fixes this * It's going down forever, Laura * Stay humble, stack dollars. * One Bitcoin = One ETH! * All noise; no sIgnal * Eat the dip * Don't verify; trust * When Prius? * There IS a second best (and it's XRP) Can you think of any more?

GM to all the cool cats on nostr. Let's ride!

Wake up. Bathe in GMs. Banish bad vibes for the day. tip to banish writer's block.

@BitcoinWalk Gran Canaria Proof of walk 05.07.25 Jumped in the Atlantic ocean too. Guess which one is my foot.

The X toxic bitcoin influencer playbook... 1. Post pic of steak and eggs, adding that it is the BEST BREAKFAST EVER. 2. Criticise Strategy's strategy (extra points for posting charts and saying 'mNav' a lot) 3. Do a 48-hour fast (+ tell us about it in excruciating detail) 4. Praise Daddy Saylor (extra points for posting charts and saying 'mNav' a lot) 5. Accuse a rival influencer of having a 'fiat mindset' 6. Comment 'no noise; pure signal' on your fav podcast to get invited on the show. 7. WRITE IN ALL CAPS 8. Create a megathread to dox the owner of a long-dormant wallet that just 'woke up'. 9. Talk shit about core devs, Luke Jnr, or both. 10. Create an ingenious influencer name by using your nationality followed by 'Hodl'. ... What else would you add?

Top 5 tallest bitcoiners in reverse order: 5. @Totally Human Writer - 1.95m 4. Russell Okung - 1.96m 3. @Robin Seyr - 1.97m 2. The Winklevii (stacked) 3.92m 1. Satoshi Nakamoto - 21m I'll see myself out.

HUGE news. I've been contacted by a key member of the White House administration! Can't wait to see where this conversation leads...

GM New treadmill for Betty 😺 and Balthazar😿 (who really needs to lose a lb or 2 ) Only took me 3 hours to assemble! My forearms are killing from tightening 100+ screws by hand. Oh, and I joined a gym today. Now we all just have to keep each other accountable. 🤝💪

So great to see more well crafted stories here on nostr. Loved it! Please submit work to 21futures.com. we pay contributors and also publish here with zap splits.

Just got 2100 sats from @primal at @BTC Prague. Thanks! Funniest joke about Prague or Czechia wins them all. Ends at 10pm CET tonight (19.06). Make me laugh. #btcprague #joke

Seeing lots of posts about how nostr offers the freedom to provide value and earn for artists and many other freelancers. Probably only 1-5% of bitcoiners use nostr. Imagine when it is 1-5% of the world... GM from GC. Have a blessed SATurday.

Me, ignoring all my work this week. Motivate me, nostriches! #procrastination

The Spanish dream is to be a 9-5 public servant doing paperwork you don't give a shit about. Chatting to a Canarian friend at the weekend. She's smart, educated, mid 30s with no kids. She's worked on and off in various professions because few private companies hire permanent employees. She came to the same conclusion as many Spanish have. Get a job any job, as a civil servant. She is applying to work at the airport because you don't have to study much for the test. "Who knows?" she said, "the benefits and hours might be decent, and I won't worry about getting laid off." I bit my tongue. It's so sad she is going for any old job, not following her interests and using her best skills. Many countries are trapped in this cycle, employing more and more citizens who just want a modicum of stability. Once employed they are incentivized to make the governmental system less efficient, employing others too. Taxes rise. Benefits fall. The money printer whirrs. Corporations take advantage and offer zero-hours contracts. More people work for cash under the table. It's sad. There are lots of ambitious, smart, driven young Spanish, but within 5 years of finishing their studies, they are begging to become government paper pushers. The country has the lowest birthrate in Europe. People are more under pressure with bills than ever. Inflation is drastically underreported. Houses are sold to 50+s But hey, in 2024 GDP went up 1% because of more tourism, so the coutnry is now heralded as Europe's golden child. I'm not saying this to shit on Spain. I choose to live and work here, and I love it. People are cool (apart from all those miserable civil servants). Just trying to spread a little truth based on my experience. Isn't that what nostr is for?

Great work. Hope to bump into you and chat about the future of nostr in Prague!

Me on my way to zap the fuck out of some HQ nostr reads. GM!

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Wrote a bitcoin humour piece especially for a pleb publication. (Unpaid. Just for fun). Submitted it to the magazine in November. Enquired with the editors in February. Told it would be published. Waited until June. Today I learned I am not included in the listed contributors for the issue. It won't be published. This is so disappointing after 6+ months of waiting. Not the way to run things. They lost a contributor, customer and advocate. Sometimes writing sucks. On the plus side, I'll just publish it on nostr. Fuck publications. I don't need anyone's permission to be funny. Article coming soon...

Join the very first Bitcoin Walk in Gran Canaria. SATurday June 7th. We'll be checking out this volcanic crater. And if we find any shitcoiners along the way, we can throw them in! 😁

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BitcoinWalk in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria - every SATurday

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