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Totally Human Writer
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✍️ Human text generator | πŸ“š Author, Editor, Ghostwriter | Bitcoin maxi |πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬› Semi-professional cat entertainer
I’m leaving for a while. Trekking in the Himalaya. Climbing to higher than I’ve ever been. I wouldn’t normally post about travel, but I don’t want you to wonder where I went. This trip has been a long time in the making. It relates to my past, my father, my spiritual path. When I publish something about the experience, I hope you’ll read it. That might take a while though. Anyway, I’ll be back in November with some big news to share. Until then, be well. image
I have now visited The Philippines and playa San Felipe. Just need to check off Philadelphia, and I will have completed my named-based pilgrimages.
GM πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ I just cooked up a fresh batch of Bitcoinized business names: image Satoshi Nakaphoto β€” Wedding pictures Sat-Urn β€” Funeral Director Very Cold Storage β€” Industrial Freezers The Halving Department β€” Tax specialists Hot Wallet Springs β€” Thermal baths Public Keys β€” Locksmith service Multiple Confirmations β€” Baptism as a Service Watch-Only β€” Strip club Long Hodl β€” Haulage & self-storage Lightning Rails β€” High speed trainline Inkscriptions β€” Tattoo parlor Not Your Keys β€” Morally corrupt locksmith Always On-Chain β€” Dogwalking Services Seed phase β€” Greenhouses Liquidity Solutions β€” Lifeguard training Multisigh β€” Depression clinic Consensus Split β€” Divorce lawyers Crack-a-back-a-moto β€” Chiropractor Private Keys β€” Piano lessons for military personnel Instant Settlement β€” Marriage counselor Proof of Jerk β€” Jamaican chicken restaurant Fee consolidation β€” Debt collection agency Base Layer β€” Concrete foundations Now You Seed it β€” Children’s Magician Cock rewards β€” Male companionship services Segregated Witness β€” Prison notary Taproot Canal Specialists β€” Dental practice Take-ASIP β€” Dive bar Pruned Nodes β€” Landscaping Target Difficulty β€” Shooting range Block explorer β€” Buildings inspectors Hashhate β€” Anti-marijuana lobby Miner problem β€” ASIC hotline Replace By Feet β€” Paving and sidewalks CoinJoists β€” Roofing specialists Address Reuse β€” Delivery service SNIP39 β€” Barbers Classphrase β€” Tutoring services Soft pork β€” BBQ restaurant Got any more? Will zap any creations that make me laugh. (Don’t use AI. It’s shit at puns. Instead of zapping you, I’ll call you β€˜lazybones’) #bounty #asknostr #zaps #earnsats #freesats
GM image Tell me what book you are reading. I will zap from 0-100 depending how much I like it. #bookstr #books
GM. Every week, I see half a dozen new apps and services in Bitcoin. Everyone is shipping. That is cool, but it seems that no one is remembering to pilot the ships, patch the leaks, or ensure there are any passengers on board. For me, this is becoming a major issue. No marketing, no adoption. Do you see it as a problem? What can we do to fix this? #asknostr #builders #vibecoding image
A Bitcoin media company with plenty of sponsorship (prices in the image) is advertising a role for 'guest writer'. What you get: 0 money + a byline. What they get: daily monetizable content. Writers - if you are reading this, don't work for 'exposure'. Just write your own shit. I should add that the job is for formulaic news reporting (price moves / market sentiment etc). Not even creative freedom where you can show off your skills. Disgrace. image
This week only, you can get my course for the cost of a meal out. What results can multilingual writers expect? *** Result 1: Decrease worry about English accuracy and making costly errors. Ensure your submissions aren't rejected because of your language background. Result 2: Massively increase confidence in your English editing skills. Become a key player in your team and secure managerial or editorial roles. Result 3: Develop new business and marketing skills to improve your product offering. Get your writing business off the ground and start booking high-paying clients. *** This course has nothing to do with cutting-edge tools, AI-hacks, or cookie-cutter templates. It is for professionals with English as a second language who want these kinds of results: - Starting to publish on sites like Medium, Substack, & LinkedIn - Increasing writing speed, allowing you to write 1-2,000 words p/h - Receiving positive feedback from readers, editors and managers - Increasing engagement and inbound inquiries on social media - Building trusted partnerships with writers in a similar field - Achieving clarity on what kinds of writing services to offer - Reducing grammar and language errors by more than 50% - Signing new clients or getting accepted for a new role - Learning and applying 150+ new words and phrases *** The offer is lifetime access. Oh, and you also join a community of 100+ writers with a dozen other courses available. Willing to do the work and build your writing foundation and network? Get all the info here: #writestr #languages #writing
Perfect job checklist: * Creativity is valued * Clear performance goals * We make freedom go up * Microsoft Teams is BANNED * Part of a (nice) human team * WFH with occasional offsites * Long-term project (3-years+) * No one 'just runs it through' AI * Get fired if you use the word 'stakeholder' That's it. Not too many demands. Still, in 2026, that makes me pretty much unemployable. Maybe it's why I've been my own boss for nearly 10 years. (I've only applied to 2 jobs in the last decade). I love the variety and freedom of writing for different clients. It means I can say 'no' (e.g. because they forced me to write 'stakeholder'). I'm not looking for the perfect job. Just thought it would be interesting to share. If you are a freelancer, drop your perfect job checklist below. What would it take for you to accept a job? #asknostr
After almost 10 years as a freelance educator, editor, and writer, I am pretty much unemployable. My moral compass stops me from hitting 'apply' to any fiat jobs. I wouldn't be able to avoid calling 'bullshit' 20 times a day. In that time, I have applied for exactly 2 jobs in Bitcoin. I love the variety of working with different clients - freedom tech apps, books about Nostr, consultants, mining companies, and more. Still, I'm feeling the call for a long-term build. I'd love to join a freedom-tech or bitcoin project that aligns with my unshakeable moral compass. Just 'clocking in' every day to work with a stable team on reaching 10-year goals would be cool. This could be in marketing, community building, content, biz dev, strategy. I'm not really sure. I don't really believe in 9-5 Bitcoin jobs, and I'm not asking for one. Just wanted to share that I'm open to chat about long-horizon missions, not projects looking to stay alive until next month. Need a Jack of all trades and a master of writing for your startup? Maybe I'm your guy. #startup #entrepreneur #builders
After 1 month of using GrapheneOS I can honestly say my screentime has reduced because now I hate using my phone.
I'm against Big Bitcoin and Small Bitcoin. I ONLY support Medium Bitcoin.
GM I recently used Amber to sign in to Primal and Yakihonne (new phone). I was following 700 accounts but that just got nuked down to 10. Any idea why? #asknostr image
I'm happy about chat control in a way. We have a clear enemy, a timeline, a clear objective, a reason to build, and a need to spread freedom tech NOW. Fuck the panopticon. Use @White Noise.
In the gym, I always do three sets of seven reps. That way, I do 21 of every exercise. Anyone else do this, or am I so far down the rabbit hole, I've developed BTC-OCD?
Still recovering from having to attend my building management meeting last night. Supposed to be a 30-minute meeting to approve simple maintenance budget via a vote. It was 30 minutes of waiting 45 minutes of 12 people all speaking at once (MAX VOLUME) with no one in charge. 15 minutes of looking at the numbers. All could be done remotely, but Canarians suddenly turn into career politicians when allocating their 10 euro per month fees (we literally pay 10 euro per month). Oh, and this takes place in a sweaty corridor with no seating and hellish acoustics. Absolute nightmare to attend. 0/10 would not recommend.
My privacy upgrades since 2022: Password manager VPN running Self custody Lightning Running a node Switching to Proton Suite Navigating with Open Street Map Nostr remote signer Switched to @GrapheneOS @Signal and @White Noise installed DuckDuckGo search I still have a ways to go until I'm deGoogled. I still use a Chromebook and G-Suite for work. What should I address next? #asknostr
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