GM Everyone I know who is building long-term success is not going further down any rabbit hole. They are soaring high, assessing the game with a bird's eye view.

GM. It's SATurday. Time for another @BitcoinWalk in Gran Canaria.

Is there an apple emulator I can download from @Zapstore? I need to check an Apple only app, but I don't muck about with walled-garden nonsense tech. #asknostr

GM Working on a little something for Bitcoin Ireland conference...

Meeting with the junior editor... #bitcoinbook #editing #catstr

Refresh yourself in the cool waters of GM.

21 Dad Jokes about Bitcoin Mining (these will make you groan loader than a WhatsMiner M66S++ I hope I don't make a complete hash of this... 1. One of our mining technicians insisted on coming in to work today, even though he’s got the flu. He’s A-SIC man. 2. CleanSpark just signed Snoop Dogg as their latest client! He heard about their high hash rates and joined on the spot. 3. What’s the difference between a Secret Service agent and a bitcoin miner? One tries to block a hit, and the other tries to hit a block. 4. Trent Reznor has announced his intention to record a new bitcoin-mining themed album. The Nonce Inch Nails World Tour kicks off in summer 2026. 5. A friend of mine got a new puppy last week. He’s calling it Bitmain because it won’t stop whining. 6. I know an extremely introverted founder in the Bitcoin space. He mined his own business. 7. What is a bitcoin miner's favourite breakfast? UT-Eggs-O and pie à la node with a cup of extremely high coFees. 8. Did you hear about the ASIC tech who fell in love with an Antminer S23? He engraved ‘mine forever’ onto the side. 9. Recently, the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission refused to allow miners access to their latest big hydro project? They couldn't give a dam. 10. Stevie Nicks has joined forces with Apple computers to fund a biomass mining operation. Fleet Wood-Mac has yet to hit a block. 11. This weekend, the heavyweight title is on the line at WrestleMinia XXI. Rig Flair is going head to head with Dwayne ‘the Block’ Johnson. 12. What do you get if you cross a Canaan Avalon with Count Dracula? Some very costly vBites. 13. Why did Mrs. Miner have a steamy affair with Mr. Timechain? Every time he got block hard, he could last around 10 minutes. 14. Miley Cyrus and Nicky Minaj have started a new dance craze after performing on stage at Mining Disrupt. Their video, Proof of Twerk, has garnered over 21 million views on YouTube. 15. Foundry got into hot water this week after firing new employees Megatron and Optimus Prime. It turns out the Transformers were not compatible with current company infrastructure. 16. BREAKING: A fleet of mining rigs in Europe have formed a Bitcoin choir. Braiins technicians have been tasked with perfecting the autotune before their first big concert. 17. Why do mining conference tickets sell out so quickly? Because they have so many fans. 18. A new movie about the rise of Texas mining firms is scheduled for release this fall: Austin Power XXI stars Mine Myers, Segwit Sweeney, LL Cooling J, and Pool Rudd. 19. I’ve been keeping my grandfather’s gold watch on the floor of our data center. That way, all our machines are overclocked. 20. Why did the bitcoin miner fire his second accountant? He realized he’d been double-spending. 21. Harrison Ford is consulting with Bitaxe on a new Star Wars/Bitcoin mining crossover project, Han Solo Miner. Supporting characters UTXO, P2P2, Chewstacker, and Data Vader will also feature in the film. *** Think you can do better? I sincerely hope you can. Make me laugh, and I'll zap you 100 sats #mining #jokes #bitcoinmining

Observing a fly...

90% of self-published books sell fewer than 100 copies Most authors don't find out until they've already printed 500. We tracked 5 who beat that. Different books, different audiences, no common playbook. Interesting strategies here from @Anil, @Phundamentals, @Max, @Lyn Alden and @Michael R. Sullivan. #bookstr #books #writing. View article →

Is longform broken on Nostr? I can't seem to draft anything on @YakiHonne or @Highlighter (Web or app). Screen completely freezes and I can't paste text (rich or MD) What am I doing wrong? #asknostr

New npub for @Bitcoin Walk Gran Canaria. Join our weekly walk n talk. We send sats to new walkers. Shitcoiners stay at home!

CAT FACT: The companionship and connection gained from a whole life of cat ownership is so healing that it can relieve the stress of watching up to two Portsmouth FC matches. ... I hate being a Pompey fan as much as I love my two grey goblins.

"This manuscript appears to be largely machine-generated, and I don't believe the thesis is sound enough to warrant a copy edit. For this reason, I won't be providing a quote for my services." God damn, it's satisfying sending emails like these! If you want to publish a turn-key Claude-babble 'book', go ahead. But don't ask me to make it coherent. That's not how writing or editing works.

Peach of a day in the southwest of Gran Canaria. 🥾🚶‍♂️🌞🌴

GM! I'm feeling zappy today. Tell me about your freedom mission. Share your projects, products, non-profits, life goals, whatever. I'll be zapping 10k sats total.

When your zoom meeting continues past dinner time... #cats #catstr