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Paul Allen
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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
When you guys are done sniping at each other we've got a money printer to kill.
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
I've never had one of them crazy nympho ex-girlfriends but I have owned a luxury sedan that probably should have been junked 10 years before I bought it, so I think I can relate.
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
It's baffling to me that exactly none of the talking heads who believe the US and Israel should be joined at the hip will propose the obvious solution: US statehood. Is it that hard to add another star to the flag? View quoted note →
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
Always freaked me out doing diaper changes, you'd hold their legs down with one hand to keep them from rolling away while you were grabbing something from the diaper bag and they'd pop straight up off the table Undertaker-style like they'd spent all that time in the womb doing Pilates 🤣 View quoted note →
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
TL;DR: govt official who is okay with destroying the purchasing power of women's paychecks is offended by the use of AI to create fake images of said women in states of undress 🤡 View quoted note →
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
Minus 312,500,000 sats every ten minutes. Let's go, Bitaxe!
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
I like 'cold brew August' better than 'February' 🤣 "The date that is an equal distance from the summer solstice as February 13 is from the winter solstice is August 14."
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
Me: "Lord, please protect me from the temptation to do something stupid with my bitcoin." Price crashes, making me poor again. Prayer answered 🤣
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
A few sats and @PayPerQ helped get my tractor running again 🫡 Also, if you already own Ryobi 18V batteries, the PCL031B inflator is a handy little tool to have.
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
Doesn't it seem kind of weak to suggest guilt by association when Epstein apparently couldn't even get his name right? If we're going to go after someone, let's target all of the public officials responsible for Epstein being a free man post-2008. View quoted note →
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
I've read this before but never like this. Value-per-coin would be dependent on: a) user growth, or b) "the amount of fiat sloshing around in the system" God bless everyone trying to make Bitcoin easier to use 🫡 View quoted note →