#bitcoin
Bitcoin empowers individuals like never before.
-- Unknown
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I think we are in Rats' Alley where the dead men lost their bones.
-- T.S. Eliot
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the
party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed
from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed
upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of
the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating
at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of
the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the
second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the
parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be
limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or without
elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other
means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party
of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being tendered
non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part
becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part shall
have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner
consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal statutes.
Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part
shall have the option of beginning installation. Aforesaid installation shall
occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in
step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation
should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.
The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the
first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to
produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.
GN
I learned a lot today
Thanks @alp
I am struggling with converting a perfectly working program on Linux into a Windows version
Can't believe a simple text file is handling differently in Windows (because at the beginning a character is detected in Perl)
The program I posted in the Article, is actually not working because of that ...
When working with text files in Perl on Windows, you may encounter strange characters at the beginning of the file.
Yes I do
and this is nonsense
#perl
Visual Studio Code
with GitHub Copilot Chat#quotestr
#create
#create#quotestr
#snake
#snake
#painting#quotestr
Give him an evasive answer.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twain
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You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
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"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."
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Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One and a half.