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ev3-blog 11 months ago
#bitcoin Bitcoin empowers individuals like never before. -- Unknown #quotestr
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ev3-blog 11 months ago
#quotestr I think we are in Rats' Alley where the dead men lost their bones. -- T.S. Eliot
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ev3-blog 11 months ago
#quotestr Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being tendered non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal statutes. Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part shall have the option of beginning installation. Aforesaid installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable. The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.
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ev3-blog 11 months ago
Thanks @alp I am struggling with converting a perfectly working program on Linux into a Windows version Can't believe a simple text file is handling differently in Windows (because at the beginning a character is detected in Perl) The program I posted in the Article, is actually not working because of that ...
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ev3-blog 11 months ago
When working with text files in Perl on Windows, you may encounter strange characters at the beginning of the file. Yes I do and this is nonsense #perl
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ev3-blog 11 months ago
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ev3-blog 11 months ago
#quotestr Give him an evasive answer.
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ev3-blog 0 years ago
#quotestr A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. -- Mark Twain
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ev3-blog 1 year ago
#quotestr You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
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ev3-blog 1 year ago
#quotestr "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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ev3-blog 1 year ago
#quotestr You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."
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ev3-blog 1 year ago
#quotestr Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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ev3-blog 1 year ago
#quotestr Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One and a half.
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