#quotestr Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side.

#quotestr You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.

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#quotestr The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

#quotestr You will forget that you ever knew me.

#quotestr You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.

#quotestr Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever. -- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame"

#quotestr You will gain money by an immoral action.

#quotestr So you're back... about time...

#quotestr It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

#quotestr As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

#quotestr Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.

#quotestr The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

Is it on?

GN

#quotestr No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone. -- Shirley Jackson, "The Haunting of Hill House"

#quotestr Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One less drunk.

#quotestr She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr Today is the last day of your life so far.