GM GM GM Who's all up and at it again?! 🤘

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I sent a demand letter asking for: Only owing $10k on my home. $430 monthly payments (as originally agreed) $20k Lump sum or $1675 monthly payments for 1 year. Or I can take them to court. ($163,000 against them according to Michigan law, attorney fees, and court fees) View quoted note →

Why is a pizza round, packed in a square box, then eaten as a triangle?

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I can't believe they convinced people doughnuts and coffee is better than pancakes, eggs, and bacon. 🙄

1st place - 1000 sats 2nd place - 500 sats 3rd place - 250 sats Nostrich.club/io - Week 1 Ends Friday 11pm EST 250 sat bonus for all Nostrich.club nostr addresses(nip05) Tips: 1) Your scores only save when you die. 2) Play on browser to save score. Thanks for playing and hopefully I can get amber login working by week 2!

America replaced happiness with productivity. Everyone's out here with a job and a side hustle, still going nowhere.

I am mostly interested in monitoring the reaction when the Monday Low or Monday High is retested. The Monday range this week is $83.7k - $90.3k.

Fed Reserve just pumped $13.5 Billion into the U.S. Banking System through overnight repos 🤯 This is the 2nd largest liquidity injection since Covid and surpasses even the peak of the Dot Com Bubble 👀 Probably Fine, carry on

Our tree is up. My grandma would be so proud. 💜

Bitcoin didn’t dump out of nowhere. The real trigger wasn’t ETF outflows, miners, or whales… It was Japan. What just happened is far bigger than most people realise. Here’s the fast breakdown 👇 1️⃣ Japan’s bond yields just exploded to levels not seen in nearly 20 years. • 10Y JGB → 1.84% (highest since 2008) • 20Y JGB → 2.88% (highest since 1999) 2️⃣ Why does this matter? Because Japan has been the cheapest funding source on Earth for decades. Zero rates = investors borrow yen → buy higher-yield assets worldwide. This is the yen carry trade, and it quietly supported global liquidity for years. 3️⃣ Now that system is breaking. The market expects a BOJ rate hike on Dec 19. If Japan raises rates, the carry trade dies. 4️⃣ When the carry trade unwinds, this happens: • Investors buy yen back • Sell risk assets to repay loans • De-leverage FAST • Dump crypto, stocks, EM, everything 5️⃣ That’s exactly what we saw today: • BTC dumped • $785M liquidated • Stocks sold off • Gold & silver spiked to new highs 6️⃣ This is NOT a crypto-only event. Japan is the largest foreign holder of U.S. Treasuries. If JGB yields keep rising, global liquidity gets sucked out of markets. 7️⃣ What this means for Bitcoin next: BTC reacts faster than any other asset to liquidity shocks. Short-term: • High volatility • More forced selling possible • Alts extremely vulnerable • BTC tracks global risk sentiment, not crypto-specific news This wasn’t manipulation. This was a global liquidity earthquake, and Japan was the epicenter. Stay alert. 🚨

Santa hats, already? 😑

Payments for my house have gone into an escrow account as of today. It's just waiting for them to send me the eviction papers. Then they get to explain my stack of evidence, to the judge. Hopefully I get my money back, or own my home outright and actually get left alone to enjoy it! Either way, it means more sats for me, whatever the judge decides. Here's to 2026 being wild. 🍻 🫂💜

View quoted note → Looks like I might be right all along. 🤣

It's 2041...

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wintermute dumped 9,315 btc coinbase dumped 8,375 btc bitmex dumped 7,993 btc binance dumped 5,46k btc bitwise dumped 5,01k btc bitfinex dumped 3,751 btc this was a coordinated dump? Insider activity?

Just built a finished clicker game with nostr as the back end and anti cheat, in 12 prompts.