I was pushing my 89 year old around in a wheel chair and the wheel got caught in a hole and I made her eat shit 😅. I think I've drank to much already

Love being told last minute I have to go to a rehearsal dinner for my sister's wedding.. Guess who Is suddenly sick cough cough cough. Oh well.

## Hear me out Instead of #nostr #movienight We have #nostr conspiracy night where we watch conspiracy interviews and videos. 🤪

Legit this is what online dating looks like in 2024. #meme #America #thai

I am the source of my own self destruction

For clarification. I am nether a homeless person and have not actually been to space in real life 😆

I feel like @Jeff Booth would understand

I wonder why 🤷‍♂️ #meme

My ex who I dated for like 5 years tried adding me on Facebook. I click denied because that women is a literal succubus and mentally broke me. During covid-19 lockdowns. She got pregnant and gave me a ultimatum. Get vaccinated or she was getting an abortion as at the time unactivated people were not even allow to leave their house. I can assure you I'm not vaccinated so you can imagine what happened to that baby and relationship...

When I die one day, can everyone on #nostr do a #zapathon to fund raise some #bitcoin to shoot my body into space towards the sun butt nakedness with a 360 gopro live streaming to earth 🌎. I'll pay any amount of sats to make it happen 😅. Where do I sign????