Why do baby clothes have pockets?

How do lesbian couples decide who will carry the baby? Rock, paper, scissors.

Do you publish any germination rate metrics? @SeedVaultMarket

If you sell breakfast sandwiches but don't have pork sausage I assume the business is a money laundering front because there's no way you're profitable

I have evaluated probably close to a thousand privately held businesses in the US in my career. Based on my user experience and the financial metrics recently disclosed by @strike I believe it is one of if not the greatest business in the United States currently. Kudos @jack mallers and team.

Which 1M comes first? USD/BTC or block height?

If bitcoin is digital gold, it is so much more than digital gold

Our son is 5 months old and we have not changed a poopy diaper in 4 weeks. You can just potty train immediately. As silly as it sounds, there is a Big Diaper and they do not want you to stop buying their products.

How many cycles till private equity buyout shops realize they can use bitcoin to save their returns in their struggling portcos? How long till they realize that even their winners would've been better off stacking sats?

Does @PayPerQ not allow conversations to persist across mobile and web? Are the AI chat histories stored on device?

Wow @Zaprite is good. Wish Parker was on nostr so I could tell him

For the culture

This is a bit technical, but if someone spins up a new node, and peers with a knots node and begins requesting blocks from peers, will the knots node share the transaction of the inscription of a nude woman in block 774366? If a wallet requests from a knots node using SPV a set of transactions that includes that transaction, will the knots node relay that transaction, including the witness data which contains the arbitrary data that is decoded into the image? @Bitcoin Mechanic @Peter Todd

Waiting for an ACH payment is a wild reminder how old and broken the fiat system is

The revolution will be broadcast over relays

Bitcoin treasury companies in a nut shell