A real man takes charge and is always ready to lead. He has to maintain a sharp mind and strong immune system to fend off foreign bodies trying to enter and corrupt from within. This is why a real man uses probiotic buttsicles, straight from the freezer to his puckered asshole. A real man doesn't even worry about what others think or say about him behind his back, he just diligently shoves one up his butthole every morning as part of his routine. It may give you stomach cramps and make you a little light headed, but a real man stays the course and doesn't falter. Shove a popsicle up your butt, like a real man. #masculineframe