One thing people don't realize is that beards are itching. Like itching for 3 years straight. When you see a guy constantly rubbing his beard and playing with it, that's why.

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Salty Cracker 2 weeks ago
Speaking as a man who's been bearded for 8 years straight, this is just incorrect. You may want to get that checked out.
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Based Truth 2 weeks ago
Beard scratching is the least of your problems, distraction from the real itch: government surveillance and control.