There is ALWAYS that one wild-eyed terminal goblin on NOSTR who sees my post and goes:
“10×20?
bet.”
…then squeezes my entire sovereign dashboard into something the size of a fortune cookie
just to see if it explodes.
And the funniest part?
My app won’t break.
It’ll just calmly reshape itself like:
“This isn’t even my final form.”
Then that same psycho will proudly post a screenshot like:
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[..]
░░
Caption:
“still works”
LMAOOOO 💀🔥