I've got a wife who's 6 months pregnant My skills have never been better This haiku was found in the wild by npub1halkcws4lz49fdcznckk9unhsfh8yd6n6n7cnl68alkej7qptmxqjk60zq Read the origin of this art: https://njump.me/ea887aabe783f6293e661c4284957868f26f0b34307276985f0b983383708d3a

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Spending a lot of time with Mayra

Ur candor is impressive😳🤦🏽‍♂️😂🫂⭕️ Tru story: While fairly over served one evening one of my 6’4” ex D1 college athlete frenz declared that in the name ⭕️ good prostate health he waxed his dolphin ery morning in the shower ….when the laughter subsided I sarcastically replied that the climactic egress was likely very impressive in a fella his age who self gratified on a daily basis…to which he responded (without missing a beat) that he hits the ceiling!!!!….but occasionally has to poke his index finger in his *ss for said result😳😖😂🤣 …this story is still reiterated at least ery month or 2 over the last 5-7 years (not by him but by one of us as a reminder on what fine frenz we are😂)…after all what are childhood frenz for🤔🤣 …the validity of his story is doubtful but still an hilarious example of why men are pack animals who love one another’s others company (and I mean that in the true sense o platonic love) in setting such as a week at a hunting lease or an extended fishing trip🤷🏽‍♂️💪🏽🫂⭕️ ….i truly hope all of u have idgit’s like this in ur meat space real life….imo this is the good stuff🫂🎣🫠⭕️

The ceiling 😂🤣🤣😂

Oops, accidentally zapped that. I didn't get the joke actually.

Oh boys 😂