Let me grab my pen and paper

Out of charity we let devs build things like platforms and tuples and llms and other shit no once gives a shit about. We pretend to need these things. We just need books and the postal service, lighthouses with lighthouse keepers. Mechanical things, tiddlywinks etc. We are merely humoring the devs. Oh wow, you made another tuple AMAZING

Don't even get ME started on tuples🙄.

Tuples are life. They are as fundamental to everything as addition and multiplication. - some hardcore mathematician.