Splitting one 10k transaction into two 5k transactions

Well, what would you do? Send the full transaction, report your client and basically become an employee for the IRS? There again, these scuzzy fuckers get us to do all their dirty work, No thanks. The IRS & CRA are slime balls. I realize 2 wrongs don’t make a right….but I think we gotta play their game too, to an extent.