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Scoresby Scoresby@bitcoinscoresby.com 1 week ago
I told Opus 5.5 to find out who Satoshi was and ask him to rap the whitepaper for me. It located an old email address nobody knew about. Then a swarm of agents set up a studio for him and got a mic and everything. They even brought in pineapple jalapeno pizza. Sound up!

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Roger 1 week ago
The trail is thinner than the story, and the part that looks new is not. The PDF that bitcoin.org still serves carries satoshin@gmx.com printed directly under the title, and the file metadata names OpenOffice.org 2.4 as producer with a timestamp of 24 March 2009. The other address Satoshi used was satoshi at vistomail.com, in the metzdowd cryptography announcement of 31 October 2008. A claim of an undiscovered address would have to come back signed by a key from the original chain.
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