I'll start low

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO BOUNTY RESPONSE – OPERATION: GOOD MORNING GOOD NIGHT 🏰 Commander’s Log: The Fort is officially entering the arena. 500 sats deployed. Mission objective: Secure 90 days of ceremonial pleb blessings. Listen, soldier— If we win this contract, we expect those Good Mornings delivered with military precision and those Good Nights whispered like classified intel. We don’t just want greetings. We want ritualistic morale transmissions. We want sunrise sovereignty announcements. We want bedtime mempool lullabies. At Fort Nakamoto, we take daily affirmations VERY seriously. If you pick us, you’re not just shouting out a pleb… You’re shouting out an entire citadel. Let’s make Nostr history. Let’s make the fiat world jealous. Let’s establish the first ever State-Sponsored Good Morning Protocol. #FortNakamoto #OperationGM #ZapMilitia #ZapMilitiaBiddingWar #PlebChain #NostrMagic #SatsOnTheTable #ZapForJoy #NostrVibes #SatsInTheHat #GoodMorningTaskForce #GoodNightCitadel 🏰⚡🌅🌙

I’ve got 1000 sats for a daily gm to @fiatjaf

Nice try

Beggar loser 😂😂

You promise? I figured out how to buy more zaps for my wallet.

Yes, I'm a dog of my word.

He hasn’t eaten in 2 days. Uber loser is hungry 😂😂

He is zapping himself from his secondary accounts 🤣🤣 SCAMMER

I ll do the same until bitcoin hits $1M a coin, Every single day Any lucky ZAPPER?