If you thought that you wouldn't advocate things that turn the entire base network into a centralized intermediary. Real problem solving does take time. "Make 'em bigger" doesn't actually solve anything.

Bitcoin can be used privately in a self custodial manner. Just cause people don't do it doesn't mean you can't.

As I am not a maxi I advocate for small blocks on BTC and for big blocks everywhere else. Your point of view is just so dense because you see everything through the one coin to rile them all. Once you widen your perspective you'll see that BTC is perfect as it is. And the world is corresponding to Bitcoin. And bigger dynamic blocks on Monero or bcash are perfectly fine as well. They actually don't need to have small blocks, as BTC has that covered already. The market always creates choices for traders. And currency competition (not monopoly) is the goal if you follow the Austrian school of thought.