Von der Lynn would still get 5 minutes of my attention.
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Your dick would fall off a few weeks after, these women are cursed.
20 years ago maybe
5/10 and thats being generous tbh

It be like fucking ziggy-stardust tbh
Wouldn't be the worst I've had tbf
Wrinkly vags for the win
...there is still hope ... ☠️☠️😂
The wrinklier the prune, the sweeter the juice 😉
Wouldnt touch either of them with a barge pole but yes I'd also love a few minutes of "quality time" with them both. I'm thinking broken-glass-baseball-bat-pliers-kind-of-fuzzy-times