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Lmao!

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I thought you lost all yours in the Bitzlato crackdown? 🤣

I thought it was just deleting the PK from the app. Not authoring a kind0 suicide note. 😂

Rethinking my cold card purchase 😳ha

I’m glad someone said it 😂😂😂

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Lmfao

Already lost mine in a boating accident today. Devastated #[5]

THE NOSTR REPORT SIGN OUT, DON’T DELETE March 2, 2023 Block Height: 779,032 Moscow Time: 42:57 ⚡/ $ —-------------------------- 🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️ —-------------------------- I REFUSE TO USE MONEY THAT SOMEONE ELSE CAN CREATE FOR FREE 💸🫰 #[0] #[1] —-------------------------- 🚨Headline Nostr News🚨 —-------------------------- #[2] announces that their ground-up rebuild of their popular wallet is now out of beta and live in iOS and Android app stores 🔥⚡️ #[3] #[4] announces new lightning service provider cequals.xyz ⚡🛰️⚡ from TBD: #[5] #[6] #[7] shares new record breaking numbers for daily uploads 🔥📊📈 #[8] #[9] have you seen the “super secret wallet menu” that appeared on Snort.social? Use it to connect to your LND node or LNDHub wallet. #[10] —-------------------------- 🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️ —-------------------------- #[11] Are you scheduled to be a presenter for #Nostrica? Don’t miss this important notice. #[13] —-------------------------- 💻nostr Tech💻 —-------------------------- #[14] considers how Nostr could be used to serve websites. 🖇️🗃️🗂️ #[15] #[16] Could zaps get even better? Ben Arc says LNURL Over Nostr would be a better self-sovereign approach. 🧍‍♂️👑 #[17] #[18] publishes updated list of wallets with NIP-57 support (zaps) ⚡️👛⚡️👛⚡️ #[19] #[20] discuss the benefits of using private zaps as DMs to fight DM spam and improve privacy. 🔐⚡🔐 #[21] And Nostriches then quickly ruined it #[22] #[23] released Python Nostr-relay. 🐍 #[24] #[25] wallet releases new update for testing. See details and what’s changed in their linked note. 👨‍🔬⚗️🧪 #[26] —-------------------------- ⚡nostr Business⚡ —-------------------------- #[27] Introducing Xapo, the first bank on the Lightning Network. Xapo built their integration on Lightspark's stack. ✨🌟

Welcoming the first bank on the Lightning Network

Today, I’m excited to share that Xapo Bank, a leading Bitcoin custodian and licensed private bank, is using Lightspark to offer Lightning based B...

#[28] #[29] Fountain 0.6.5 is live on iOS and Android! New in this update: ⚡ Nostr Zaps 📹 Share Clips as Videos #[30] #[31] Odell shares Coindesk article and expresses concerns about Silvergate Bank’s current situation and reminds everyone that self custody is the only safe way to store your bitcoin. 🏦 #[32] #[33] Remarks from the US Treasury on a US CBDC 💰🛃 #[34] —-------------------------- 🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥 —-------------------------- Water, Food, Shelter… Bitcoin #[35] #[36] —-------------------------- 🏆☠️Darwin Awards☠️🏆 —-------------------------- 📣📣📣Introducing the Nostr Report Darwin Awards, where we seek to give Nostr’s greatest un-achievements the recognition they deserve. Today we recognize #[37] who accidentally nuked his private key in Damus when he mistakenly deleted his account instead of logging out. Remember folks, always practice safe NSECs! #[38] #[39] —-------------------------- Stay Classy Nostr.

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