Pretty much everyone knows that @Kajoozie Maflingo and I are from Louisiana. Louisiana has notoriously bad roads. It's so bad that people from the surrounding states constantly make jokes about it. A handful of years ago we had a tar patch on a city loop get so hot that when a car drove over it, a bubble popped and cracked the axle on the car. The folks survived the ensuing car crash but it caused a 5 car pile up.