Drown with a bidet 🤣🤣🤣 Best comment of the day so far

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I wouldn't be surprised if this is how he passes on to the next life 😂

😳🤔…goin quick while engaged with the bidet….there are worst way🤭😂😂⭕️ ….allow me to reframe🤔….this is the way!!!!😂🤣🤷🏽‍♂️

Bro has a complicated relationship with his bidet

Once while distractedly reading on my phone while using the bidet I heard a quip from the onerous “one who must be obeyed” (@mrsstache)… ”at this point it sounds like ur using that thing for pleasure”😳🤨🤨😂🤷🏽‍♂️⭕️

^ Your actual reaction when the bidet turns on

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Off and on situationship

Dude!!?!….perianal hygiene is important ….aint nobody got time for a chocolate donut ya filthy animal🤔😳😂😂⭕️

Don't make this about being clean. You're just kinky 🤣

Dude has a dungeon full of bidets 🤭

U know it can be both …right??!🤨😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️⭕️

So you admit it 👀😂

🤔😳…it would appear my words have been twisted🤨 ….do we have a legit slander/defamation case here @SuiGenerisJohn honorable esquire and attorney at law???!? ….if yes plz have our peepl contact @MAHDOOD ‘s peepl…if no is drowning him in legal fees an option🤔⭕️

Drowning him in legal fees. Ahhh reminding me why I hate lawyers. No offense John 😭

🤔 ….we’ll use the legal bidet😳🤯😂⭕️

My invoices are very reasonable, but I also couldnt afford myself if I had to hire myself probably..soo..

Are u tryin to tell me i may not be stackin hard enuf?🤔🤨😳😂⭕️

That's not the issue. Market legal rates are just nuts. I don't know how a small business could survive litigation.

So you end up only working for corporate? Lol

At the risk ⭕️ pulling back “the veil” a pinch, I think that may be the point😳🤷🏽‍♂️🤨⭕️ ….aint stakeholder/crony capitalism a bootiful thang😳🤦🏽‍♂️😂⭕️ …but hey, did u catch the game last night or the heavily redacted (protecting the perps…oops I mean victims) Epstein files🤔😂🤷🏽‍♂️

They can’t afford it because the field of law is mostly fiat captured sadly

I do some work at reduced fees for people where I think I can help but it's hard to and still make money. That said, some of my best experiences as a lawyer came from basically working for free to help someone out.

Part of it is just that the administration of "justice" is a convoluted procedural shithole that makes the discovery process needlessly expensive. It would shock most people how expensive some of this shit is to accomplish that is basically 100% required but only 5% of it ever matters.

Crony can't exists in true capitalist free-market where the governnent doesn't regulate or tax private businesses. It takes socialistic government for crony to exist. This is why it's more proper to call it crony socialism.

More and more fields will be captured this way. It’s hard to find someone whose career isn’t somehow linked to government or large corporations. It’s hard to even differentiate between the two at this point.

The extent of it would shock me I’m sure but I’m not shocked that it’s wasteful. It’s expected.

Trust me I struggle with how much it benefits me and often.

Hey @SuiGenerisJohn u know ur my boi and one of the smartest and fav o my frenz on nostr (I LUV u man!!!🫂😂)…. I know u know intuitively that erything u posted above is the result o a fiat world ….but jus to breifly recap (cuz ery one can learn sumpin sumtimes even from a idgit 🫂😂⭕️) I know u know this but imo the fiat world has captured law, education, medicine (my lovely profession), US agriculture, oil and gas, waste management/climate based services and on and on (via the regulatory child o stakeholder/crony capitalism/socialism) ….if u feel like u get less quality for much higher prices it’s cuz it’s absolutely tru(again imo)…altho most of us in the individual professions, like a fish swimming in water, don’t notice the normalization of fiat/govt regulation (friction o bureaucracy that protecks our monopoly) which is our water filled environment which is gradually getting warmer (two metaphors for the price o one….im bucking the system and delivering real deflationary value😳😂⭕️) ….as the prices o service based products (which are more difficult to suppress than globalized cheap labor manufactured products) spiral at hyper inflated prices (captured/heavily regulated service sectors are the real gauge o monetary debasement…other than hard/scarce assets) we scratch our heads and think (if we’re objective) this is not fair or sustainable and (again imo) we’re right …imho if we’re right about BTC and it stays decentralized and censorship resistant i think it can fix this…but one way or this will change…I just hope guillotines aren’t involved🤔😳😂⭕️ …I hate to say it but that jack*ss @MAHDOOD (I LUV u too man🫡🫂⭕️) is right on a lot o this…but if he gets to be in charge there may be guillotines 😖😳😂⭕️

*one way or another