i would like to be an anteater, i think, or an armadillo cos im into mycobacterium leprae, or a koala cos i like to climb and it is ok to have chlamydia and that shouldnt be shameful or stigmatizing it just means: hey get treated and avoid sexual activity until you and your partner have completed treatment and are symptom free

maybe i'll be one of the first trophy killings on the grounds of being insufferable

or maybe i'll survive a little while cos a lot of other people will be into bigger game and more impressive wall mounts cos it is kinda puny, there is something kinda corrosive and sickly, about being like: 😌 i murdered the fuck out of that koala with my sniper rifle

kinda just shameful the kind of thing indigenous people would avoid eye contact with you for

maybe i should just go with a turtle tho, or a tortoise feel like that's classic and ancestor approved ~does~ make me a little worried about being punted like a soccer ball tho 😣