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🇵🇸 whoever loves Digit 1 month ago
A few things to understand: * Republican and Democrat figureheads are friends * They like each other and want to help each other succeed * They seem to want to die and take everything with them because their book says they get rewarded in valhalla or something * Their voters are less devoted but still overall on board with dying and taking everything with them * Since voters are less devoted than figureheads, they get upset about the actual process of dying and taking everything with them * When they get upset, they say mean words about whatever figurehead is in power * When Biden was in power, he punished voters for mean words they said about his friend Trump * While Trump is in power, he punishes the voters for mean words they said about his friend Biden * When the next Democrat figurehead is in power, they will punish voters for mean words about their friend Trump again

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🇵🇸 whoever loves Digit 1 month ago
Candidate Obama: "I can't believe John McCain doesn't want to pay for your healthcare" President Obama: "Oh, you thought McCain not wanting to pay for your healthcare was bad? We're gonna make YOU pay for HIS healthcare now." ---- Candidate Trump: "I can't believe how the Obama administration gets away with crimes against America" President Trump: "Oh, you don't like crimes against America? How about an unimaginable war crime? Let's release a lab made bioweapon virus globally, but make America the breeding ground" ---- Candidate Biden: "I can't believe how the Trump administration gets away with mass murder" President Biden: "Oh, you don't like when Presidents do mass murder? We're going full Nazi Germany and turning Gaza into a death camp" ---- Candidate Trump: "I can't believe Biden isn't using our power to force peace in Gaza" President Trump: "Oh, you still haven't changed your minds about Nazi Germany? Fuck this country, I'm cancelling the entire worldwide legal system including your Constitution" ---- Candidate ____: "I can't believe the Trump administration gets away with cancelling the entire Constitution and legal system" President ____: "Aw, you wish you had a democracy you little pissants?"
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