Facts don’t make the mistake I made of having the volume low when screen recording tho

We do have one for gen z already

Bitcoin Whitepaper for Gen Z. No Cap. fr. 🔥

Bitcoin: A Homie-to-Homie Digital Cash Vibe. The OG whitepaper that started it all, now in full Gen Z mode.

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Bitcoin: The OG Internet Money 💸✨ By Satoshi “Mystery Goat” Nakamoto TL;DR: Yo, imagine sliding your cash to your homie or copping something online without banks, fees, or getting ghosted by payment apps. That’s Bitcoin, fam—straight-up digital money that runs on vibes (jk, it’s math) and keeps it 100. The Problem: Banks Be Shady AF 👀 Big banks and apps like Venmo? Kinda sus. They’re always taxing with fees, pulling a “nope” on your transfers, or even leaking your deets. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Bitcoin said: hold my Sats. It’s like a money system but powered by the people—no CEOs, no middlemen, just pure peer-to-peer flex. How Bitcoin Slaps 💥 1. The Blockchain = Public Tea Spill 🫖 Picture a receipts folder that everyone can see but no one can delete. Every Bitcoin transaction ever? Locked in there. No cap, no deletes, just facts. 2. Proof of Work = Nerds Grinding 🖥️ To keep it secure, Bitcoin miners (aka computer geeks) solve insane puzzles. Think Squid Game but with math. They’re paid in Bitcoin for their hustle, so the system stays unhackable. 3. Decentralized = No Bosses 💀 Nobody owns Bitcoin. It’s like a co-op but cooler. Every user is their own bank—self-made finance king or queen. Why It’s a Glow-Up 🔥 Bitcoin’s for the culture: Fees? Ghosted. Send cash across the globe for pennies. Privacy? Secured. Nobody’s spilling your wallet tea. Control? All yours. No Karen banks freezing your funds. Final Vibes ✨ Bitcoin isn’t just money—it’s a whole movement. No middlemen, no gatekeepers, just straight-up empowerment. If you’re tired of getting played by the system, Bitcoin’s got your back. HODL tight, kings and queens. 👑

Deadass rizzy writing. You understood the assignment.