Oh some things are terrible
So I changed my status to in a relationship
You know how many dumb ass guys that stopped being.... Weird?
0
I'm trying to be super realistic to stop them
It's not working
Guys are like
omg you're beautiful
You're sexy
I'm like
I'm elbow deep in human feces
I didn't get to shower today
My hair hasn't been combed in like a week
Does that stop them
Oh fuck no