Yep. Decentralized, secure, NEUTRAL, energy money.

The immutable measuring stick.

Cryptography verifiable stay same tech

Purchasing power go up tech?

Different numbers though

By "number goes up" we cheer incremental amount of sats stacked.

... I'm doing something wrong obviously.

I've watched peoples minds go blank when explaining this. Its like they can only look at bitcoin through a fiat lens, and not the other way around. Ask a normie how much a dollar is worth. 7/10 times they'll say "What do you mean?" with a look of anger or frustration.

Inflation measurement tech!