THE NOSTR REPORT 💜HAPPY ZAPPENTINE’S DAY💜 Feb 14, 2023 Block Height 776,556 Moscow Time 44:91 ⚡/ $ —-------------------------- 🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️ —-------------------------- #[0] “There are no bitcoin podcasts providing $130K worth of value every month. You are the yield.” #[1] —-------------------------- 🚨Headline Nostr News🚨 —-------------------------- #[2] A blunder of wizardly proportions. Even 🧙Gandalf the 🍊Orange was no match for Nostr after he accidentally published his nsec instead of his npub on Twitter. He tweeted a new npub after discovering his mistake. #[3] #[4] Asked twitter to post their npubs, 700 people responded 🤙 https://twitter.com/ODELL/status/1625015501700177920 #[5] #[6] details how he uses ⚡Zeus⚡ wallet, Tail Scale and his ☂️Umbrel to quickly access his non-custodial lightning node. #[7] #[8] Could the answer to Jack’s GitHub replacement bounty be sitting under our 👃noses? Stu posits a way to use a multisig private key to create a repository of notes that could be extracted. Experts are weighing in. #[9] #[10] announces 9-million sats bounty for creation of a Nostr Marketplace. See post for details. #[11] #[12] talks at MIT about ⚡lightning addresses. Posts informative video providing a great explanation on the future of payments with ⚡lightning. #[13] —-------------------------- 🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️ —-------------------------- #[14] announces #Nostrica is now fully booked. Nostrica in-person attendance is MAXED OUT! You can still join virtually. Visit for more info. #[16] —-------------------------- 🖥️nostr Clients🖥️ —-------------------------- #[17] posts updates to Nostrgram and adds the ability to record 🎙️audio🎙️ directly into notes. #[18] tests it out! #[19] #[20] #[21] Damus Build 2 🔥is out !! #[22] #[23] Snort now has pinned posts #[24] —-------------------------- 🏃nostr Relays🏃 —-------------------------- #[25] says that ☂️ Umbrel is working on a solution that will sync the history of events to your private relay. #[26] —-------------------------- ⚡nostr Business⚡ —-------------------------- #[27] DMNYC 🟠orange 💊pills his coffee guy. Time to 🟣purple 💊pill him too! #[28] #[29] Mutiny, a self-custodial Lightning wallet using Nostr to sign-up for their waitlist (the first as far as we know) #[30] #[31] The 69th node has just been admitted to #Nodestrich 🤙 #[33] —-------------------------- 💜ZAPPENTINE’S PICK UP LINES💜 —-------------------------- We asked for your favorite Nostr/Bitcoin pickup lines and you delivered! Here are a few of our favorites: “Show me your NIP and I’ll give you access to my private relay.” #[34] #[35] “Nice hash, wanna come back and tap my root.” #[36] #[37] “Did you get zapped or are you just happy to see me?” #[38] #[39] —-------------------------- 🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥 —-------------------------- #[40] #[41] —-------------------------- Stay Classy Nostr.

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Re. what was going on - have you come across #[1]? He regularly posts an overview of a Nostr day, like this one for yesterday. (First time quoting a note in Astral so it may go wrong 😁.) #[4]