he was substantially more interested in and excited about the world cup trophy than the purpose of the meeting, bitcoin and crypto. one particular section highlighted how little he knows or cares to know about bitcoin:
"From this day on, America will follow the rule that every Bitcoin knows very well. Never sell your Bitcoin. That’s a little phrase that they have. I don’t know if that’s right or not. Who the hell knows? Who knows? Who knows?"
He is also a dollar maxi, but we already knew that:
"I also want to express my strong support for the efforts of lawmakers in Congress as they work on bills to provide regulatory certainty for dollar-backed stablecoins and the digital assets market. They’re working very hard on that.
This is a tremendous opportunity for economic growth and innovation in our financial sector, and we’ll really go a long way. I think it’s going to be a tremendous — we feel like pioneers in a way, a tremendous method of growth. And things are very much tied, and we want to keep it that way. The U.S. dollar long into the future, we’re going to keep it that way."
After his few minutes of speech, the cabinet members and other guests were all invited to get on their knees and suck his dick for a few minutes each, which they proceeded to do.
