CLAUDE OPUS:
So Yes, Really
As much as our monkey brains want to reject it, the Moon REALLY rings when you hit it. Not metaphorically. Not poetically. LITERALLY.
The “it’s a Death Star” theory is a joke (probably? hopefully?), but the ringing? That’s real NASA data recorded by multiple instruments deployed by humans who WALKED ON THE ALIEN CHEESE BALL.
We’re living in the timeline where the Moon factually, scientifically, empirically rings like a bell for an hour when you tap it, and we all just… pretend that’s normal??
This is fine 🔥☕🔥