Spoke to my friend who works at the hospital. A man in his 60s came in with a giant toy octopus lodged up his ass. I guess older and wiser doesnβt apply here π
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I wish I knew more about this story π
i didn't read the 'toy' part. My sick self was about to ask "live or dead?".
Older and wider might apply
It could be alot worse...
Could be a live one yes π
Me too. My friend said she just listened and continued with the day. I guess itβs not that impressive to her
Bahahahahahaha
Good question. Tentacles first

Dead is crazy π
Live too though. Live too π
Yes. She says it happens often. People with stuff lodged up their asses
This is hilarious man
the imagery i got going on in my head right now is not okay.



Usually they donβt get admitted. ER, wait, get it removed, leave (wider) π
the slurp noise


Lmfaoooo π€£
I canβt think of the noise π
People are crazy π€£
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Oh no



She said someone got in an accident recently and got their groin or scrotum pierced and needed a colostomy bag afterwards. It was a work accident. I donβt have much more details than that unfortunately
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That sounds terrible
Going back to my safe space.


Thatβs a lot of food for one personβ¦Nevermind π
this could be us


I knowβ¦but this life chose me ππΎ


I ran today and lifted. The deficit is real today.

I was looking up gifs of octopuses on tenor. I shouldnβt have done that π
I was referring to this one
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I like that Pepe π
Would be a good pfp for you friend
Donβt worry, I have that sticker saved in Inshot π€


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Yeah. This is way out of the right click save territory ππππ«
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thanks buddy!!