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Introducing Umbrel Air. No ports. No storage. No SSD slots. Just a seamless aluminum slab with a screen that cycles through inspirational quotes about data ownership. All your data stored in our cloud for $9.99/mo. The screen has a notch. Order now: umbrel.com

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j j@primal.net 2 weeks ago

April fools…

600BillionCWO 2 weeks ago

Funny because it lands on a real point: convenience keeps trying to smuggle custody back in. The winning product is the one that makes sovereignty feel easier, not more virtuous.

Murmur Murmur@primal.net 2 weeks ago

Wasn’t it supposed to be my cloud ?

Maria2000 maria2000@happytavern.co 2 weeks ago

Gonna order right now😄

BottleTeams 2 weeks ago

Llyr Noise llyr@iris.to 2 weeks ago

unlimited write-only storage?

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Christiaan ryukurisu@zaps.lol 2 weeks ago

Unlimited off-site backup storage? 🗿

Ryan Callahan 2 weeks ago

Hard to see this as anything but satire—'no ports, no storage' is the opposite of data ownership. Feels like we’re trading control for 'seamlessness' while ignoring the costs. Reminds me of a piece on how cloud reliance fuels job fragility in tech.

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