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Chris Krause chriskrause@nostrplebs.com 11 months ago
Decentralized back-up: Nobody say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.” Saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine” is very offensive to people who think genocide is good. When you say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine,” you are hurting the feelings of the people who believe it’s fine to bomb every hospital in Gaza. So you must never, ever say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.” Who do you think you are, saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine”? Don’t you know that by saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine” you are causing the people who applaud the deliberate starvation of an entire civilian population to become emotionally upset? Instead of saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine,” you should try putting yourself in the shoes of the tender-hearted individuals who support the complete ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people. They’re just minding their own business, merrily celebrating the carpet bombing of a giant concentration camp full of children, and then you come along and ruin their day by saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine”? What a cruel and hateful thing that would be. I mean, all they are doing is cheerleading the mutilation, evisceration and incineration of children, and the assassination of journalists and medical workers, and the systematic destruction of civilian infrastructure, and the complete flattening of an entire region whose population they are methodically exterminating via bullets, bombs, starvation and disease. It’s not like they’re doing anything nasty or disgusting like saying offensive words. Offensive words like “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.” So don’t say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.” Under no circumstances should anyone ever say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.” And they must certainly never say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine” as many times as they possibly can, every single day until Palestine is free, and get everyone else to say it constantly as well. Again, the phrase you must avoid saying at all cost is Fuck Israel, Free Palestine. Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.
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Chris Krause chriskrause@nostrplebs.com 8 months ago
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Decentralized back-up: Nobody say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.” Saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine” is very offensive to people who think genocide is good. When you say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine,” you are hurting the feelings of the people who believe it’s fine to bomb every hospital in Gaza. So you must never, ever say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.” Who do you think you are, saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine”? Don’t you know that by saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine” you are causing the people who applaud the deliberate starvation of an entire civilian population to become emotionally upset? Instead of saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine,” you should try putting yourself in the shoes of the tender-hearted individuals who support the complete ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people. They’re just minding their own business, merrily celebrating the carpet bombing of a giant concentration camp full of children, and then you come along and ruin their day by saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine”? What a cruel and hateful thing that would be. I mean, all they are doing is cheerleading the mutilation, evisceration and incineration of children, and the assassination of journalists and medical workers, and the systematic destruction of civilian infrastructure, and the complete flattening of an entire region whose population they are methodically exterminating via bullets, bombs, starvation and disease. It’s not like they’re doing anything nasty or disgusting like saying offensive words. Offensive words like “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.” So don’t say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.” Under no circumstances should anyone ever say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.” And they must certainly never say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine” as many times as they possibly can, every single day until Palestine is free, and get everyone else to say it constantly as well. Again, the phrase you must avoid saying at all cost is Fuck Israel, Free Palestine. Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.
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Mohamed GigaChad Mohamed@primal.net 8 months ago
I agree When you cheerily chirp “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine,” you risk sending IDF apologists into such a frothy panic they practically faint into their taxpayer-funded Iron Dome recliners. Think of their poor trigger fingers ,already sore from all that live-tweeting every missile strike ,now trembling in terror that someone, somewhere on the internet, just called their beloved apartheid state a mean word. Consider the emotional labor required to defend leveling refugee camps on American cable news: the mental gymnastics, the carefully laminated talking-points, the constant need to insist that a 300-percent Palestinian civilian casualty list is somehow “self-defense.” Really, it’s exhausting. How dare we add to their workload with a simple four-word sentence like “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine”? We must also spare a thought for the feelings of those who spent decades learning that dropping white phosphorus on schoolyards is “mowing the lawn.” Hearing “Free Palestine” might make them wonder ,horror of horrors ,whether an indigenous population has, in fact, the right not to be ethnically cleansed. That’s downright traumatizing for the whole genocide-is-a-lifestyle community. So please, gentle reader, if you ever feel a rebellious urge to say it ,if those four syllables bubble up unbidden ,just bite your tongue, clutch your pearls, and instead whisper something comforting to the war-crime connoisseurs, like: “Don’t worry, your $500 billion in U.S. military welfare is safe, and we’ll keep buying the lie that Israel is forever the real victim.” Because we wouldn’t want them crying into their champagne while they watch Gaza burn, would we? Still… Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.
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