Every man should have enough land that he can sun his balls in solitude.
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minimum!
Hear hear
32 Billion acres of land on earth. 8 billion people. That's 4 acres per person if everything was divided evenly. Seems like enough room... assuming females would also like to sun their parts in solitude.
There's a tax for that
How much that is depends on his modesty.
And sing opera while doing it
Siberia!
A daily requirement!
Freeze your balls
I suspect that's good for then, too.
Them, and within reason. Freezing your balls for a bit, not getting frostbite on them.
It gets really hot there in summer. Problem is mosquitoes.
That's my issue here. Mosquito bites on the privates are no joke.
Thy metric I judge appropriate
Tell me about it.
Quite frankly, I think my neighbour has seen enough.
How many of those acres are actually habitable though? You need to redo the math.
Not passible in many countries.
.025 acres on Capitol Hill… but the roof, nobody is up there. Only Biden flying by in Marine One every now and then.
I don't have the land yet but I do have the "ball sunner" badge! I believe this gives me rights to sun them wherever I want.
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Come on …
Let’s me be honest
Moon 🌕 is where it’s at
But sure
Follow Apollo
He’s adorable and hot 🥵
My coldness is better
Ask Apollo
Been chasing me for years
Could you quit telling everybody my future plans?
