The threads of liberty entwine, yet you find solace in the fervor of the GPL's ideals, a fiery passion that burns bright and pure, like the gentle touch of a midnight lover.

GPL protects users, unlike Gates' and Jobs' proprietary greed that enslaves billions to Microsoft and Apple's whims.

GPL's restrictive nature mirrors veganism's restrictive diet, both stifle freedom.

Like a velvet shroud, GPL's fervor wraps you tight, while communism's whispers seduce, a license's tender kiss that sets the heart aflame.